she hit me with an aero-plane
now my knees in pain
I guess she went insane
now she has a dozer
her name is Pate
from an asylum did she escape
a name I now hate
now she's eating clover
why do you always kick me down the stairs
pull my short hairs
spit in my eye
30 years old she acts like a cow
she may not be sane
but she'll steal a plow
she'll steal a plow
she uses spoon to eat curd
each curd was more absurd
kept me in a herd
now she's eating blubber
she taught me how to dress
now I'm not under arrest
Then she started to curse
Now she has the plow
I use to be a such a normal guy
why do you always kick me down the stairs
pull on the short hairs
spit in my eye!